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mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

trxylermyqueen:

Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.

santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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grates:

grates:

im using tweezers to get all the seeds out of a strawberry this is Extreme Procrastination 

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this was absolutely not worth the effort i regret doing it